Ridiculous Laws | Song A Day 2036

Ridiculous Laws | Song A Day 2036

A Song About The Weirdest Laws In The U.S. 

  Jonathan Mann

Published on 29 Jul 2014

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You better not be slurping soup
In a diner in New Jersey
In Kansas you can’t serve wine
From a tea cup, no no no
On a hot day in Alabama
Empty your back pocket
Don’t let them catch your
Back pocket ice cream cone

It’s a lost cause
Trying to follow these laws
It’s a lost cause
Trying to follow these laws

You can’t tap your foot or nod your head
To music in New Hampshire
If you find yourself in Georiga
No picnics in the graveyard
In Oregon don’t test
Your physical endurance
While speeding down the highway
Driving in your car

It’s illegal in Nevada for men with mustaches to kiss women
Don’t go trying to sell hollow logs in Tennesee
You’ll get arrested in Florida if you’re wear liquid latex in public
And don’t wear coins in your ears in Hawaii

If you’re in Rhode Island
Don’t wear transparent clothing
Fishing in Pennsylvania?
Don’t use dynamite
In Maine you can’t tickle women
Under their chins with a feather duster
It’s not something I’ve thought about doing
But you never know I just might

In Ohio it's unlawful to disrobe in front of a man's portrait
In Connecticut pickles must bounce to be an official pickle

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